return {
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "You win THIS time, Maxwell.",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Stupid boomerang!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "I'm not afraid of you!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "OUCH! You jerk!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "The Cold! It burns!",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Night is coming. I need fire!",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Yum!",
		PAINFUL = "Ugh! Nasty!",
		SPOILED = "That tasted terrible!",
		STALE = "That was kinda gross.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "Show yourself!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I need food!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "I'll find you!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Ohh... he got away.",
	ANNOUNCE_LIGHTFIRE =
	{
		[1] = "Tee hee!",
		[2] = "Pretty!",
		[3] = "Oops!",
		[4] = "I made a fire!",
		[5] = "Burn!",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "No! Bad birdy!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "My precious fire is gone!",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "I'll have to burn these clothes!",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "It's you or me!",
		PIG = "Stupid Pig!",
		PREY = "Get over here!",
		SPIDER = "Grrrrar!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Ew, kill iiiit!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "That's what I thought!",
		PIG = "Get back here, pork chop!",
		PREY = "I'll get you next time!",
		SPIDER = "Bleh. I'll kill him later.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "Not so tough now!",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "I like more exciting music.",
		PIGGUARD = "I like his attitude!",
		BOOMERANG = "It's not the most exciting weapon.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "Maybe that leads home.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "It leads to my new friend.",
		ARMORGRASS = "A waste of flammable materials.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "If I have to fight I might as well be protected.",
		ARMORWOOD = "Now I can take on the world!",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "Like being wrapped in smoke.",
		AXE = "It's very sharp.",
		BABYBEEFALO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Even the babies are ugly.",
			SLEEPING = "WAKE UP!",
		},
		BANDAGE = "Eww, do I have to?",
		BASALT = "It's too hard to break!",
		BEARDHAIR = "Uh, where did this come from?",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's fat, but that stinger looks dangerous.",
			HELD = "Pocket full of bees!",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			GENERIC = "Come on fat bees, make me honey!",
			READY = "Yay! I can steal honey!",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "Er, are you following me?",
			GENERIC = "What a disgusting, hairy beast!",
			NAKED = "Ha! He's all naked now!",
			SLEEPING = "They look even dumber when they're sleeping.",
		},
		BEEFALOWOOL = "Ha! I stole his hair!",
		BEEHIVE = "It's full of bees!",
		BERRIES = "Red berries taste the best.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "Eat poop, stupid plant!",
			GENERIC = "Mmmmm. Berries.",
			PICKED = "I want more berries!",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Bird prison!",
			OCCUPIED = "Ha! I have you now!",
			SLEEPING = "Stupid bird. Wake up!",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "I'll catch those creepy birds.",
		BIRD_EGG = "It smells like a bird's butt.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "Yuck. The yellow part is all runny.",
		BISHOP = "It's a bishop!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "This is my favourite thing in the whole wide world.",
		BLUEGEM = "Ugh. This one is ugly.",
		BLUEPRINT = "This will save some experimentation.",
		BLUE_CAP = "It smells like a gym sock!",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "I changed it with fire!",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Dumb mushroom.",
			INGROUND = "Hey! You! Get up here!",
			PICKED = "Maybe it will return some day.",
		},
		BUGNET = "I can catch a bug!",
		BUSHHAT = "Too passive!",
		BUTTER = "Tasty, and just a little bit insecty",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "Flutter away, butterfly!",
			HELD = "I want to squish it.",
		},
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "No more flying for that butterfly!",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "Uh oh. It's almost gone!",
			GENERIC = "I like fire.",
			HIGH = "BURN! BURN FASTER!",
			LOW = "This fire is small and boring.",
			NORMAL = "Burn!",
			OUT = "Awww. It's all over.",
		},
		CANE = "I can walk more easily with this!",
		CARROT = "Yuck. It's all vegetabley.",
		CHARCOAL = "Mmmm. Smells like fire.",
		CHESTER = "He's so fuzzy!",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's rude to stare.",
			WAITING = "At least it's not looking at me anymore.",
		},
		COOKEDMEAT = "I've tasted better.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "It's still gross.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "I'll need more than appetizers if I'm going to survive.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "I think it's waiting for me to die.",
			HELD = "Not so smart now, are you?",
		},
		DEERCLOPS = "Holy crap!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "Stop staring at me!",
		DIRTPILE = "Who just leaves dirt lying around in the forest?",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "It's making some kind of noise.",
			GENERIC = "It's full of electrical junk.",
			HOT = "Gah! Enough with the beeping!",
			WARM = "This thing is getting noisier.",
			WARMER = "I must be close!",
		},
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "What's the matter, got no dirt?",
		DUG_GRASS = "What's the matter, got no dirt?",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "What's the matter, got no dirt?",
		DUG_SAPLING = "What's the matter, got no dirt?",
		EARMUFFS = "Smells like rabbit butt.",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "YES! BURN!",
			BURNT = "I wish it was still burning.",
			CHOPPED = "One less tree in the world.",
			GENERIC = "It looks like it would burn well.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "YES! BURN!",
			BURNT = "I wish it was still burning.",
			CHOPPED = "One less tree in the world.",
			GENERIC = "Die in a fire!",
		},
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Sigh. It's a pile of dirt.",
			GROWING = "Hurry up, dirtpile. Feed me!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "Stupid thing needs poop.",
		},
		FEM_PUPPET = "She looks scared half to death.",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "I wish they didn't run away!",
			HELD = "They're like little fires in my pocket!",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "I actually kind of like this one.",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "Uh oh. It's almost gone!",
			GENERIC = "I could watch it for hours.",
			HIGH = "BURN! BURN FASTER!",
			LOW = "This fire is small and boring.",
			NORMAL = "Burn!",
			OUT = "I should make the fire come back.",
		},
		FLOWER = "I don't have time to waste on flowers.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "Ugh, that smells terrible.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "I showed him!",
			GENERIC = "He's too damp to burn.",
			SLEEPING = "They're cute when they're sleeping.",
		},
		GEARS = "These must make them move.",
		GHOST = "I can't kill what's already dead.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "Where am I going to spend this.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs poop.",
			BURNING = "Fire! Wooo!",
			GENERIC = "It's flammable a tuft of grass.",
			PICKED = "Grass stubble is kind of useless.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "Boring!",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "I changed it with fire!",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Stupid mushroom.",
			INGROUND = "Hey! You! Get up here!",
			PICKED = "Maybe it will return some day.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "Oooooooooh! Shiny!",
		HAMBAT = "Pleased to meat you!",
		HAMMER = "I prefer sharp implements",
		HEALINGSALVE = "It burns! But, where's the fire?",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			COLD = "It's stone cold.",
			GENERIC = "A fire would make this even better!",
			HOT = "Look at how it glows!",
			WARM = "Heat without the flame... what fun is that?",
		},
		HOMESIGN = "Less reading! More burning!",
		HONEY = "Sweet and delicious!",
		HONEYCOMB = "It's waxy.",
		HOUND = "What a jerk!",
		HOUNDMOUND = "Uh oh, I don't like the look of that.",
		ICEBOX = "That is the opposite of fire.",
		ICEHOUND = "Gross! Cold!",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Am I seeing things?",
			INACTIVE = "Doesn't look flammable. How boring.",
		},
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I like the cut of that bee's jib.",
			HELD = "Buzz!",
		},
		KNIGHT = "It's a pony!",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "We will be great friends!",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "He sure looks warm...",
		KRAMPUS = "Stay back, you big jerk!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "I've got a new bag!",
		LEIF = "He looks flammable!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "He looks flammable!",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "Aww, all glow but no fire.",
			GENERIC = "All the lightning can come here!",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "He looks tasty.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "He looks scared half to death.",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "Why did this plant have a face?",
			GENERIC = "That's not a normal plant",
			PICKED = "Now that's just creepy!",
		},
		MARBLE = "It's heavy!",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I wonder if the rest burnt down.",
		MARBLETREE = "The worst kind of tree. The non-flammable kind.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Burn, thorns!",
			GENERIC = "It looks sharp.",
			PICKED = "Those thorns hurt!",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "It's all planty.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "YES! BURN!",
			BURNT = "I wish it was still burning.",
			CHOPPED = "Not so spiky now, are you?",
			GENERIC = "It looks dangerous!",
		},
		MAXWELL = "He's so condescending.",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "He sure likes to talk.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "These are no fun. They light themselves.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "Now I just need a key.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "Looks sticky.",
		MEAT = "I could make this better with FIRE!",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "It's ready!",
			DRYING = "Come on meat, dry already!",
			GENERIC = "I want to hang some meat!",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "Chewy, but satisfying.",
		MERM = "Eww, it's all swampy.",
		MERMHEAD = "That's what you get for being so stinky!",
		MERMHOUSE = "No-one would care if this burned down.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "Gross. It's full of hairs.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "It's dry and smells strange.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "So annoying!",
			HELD = "Keep that mouth away from me!",
		},
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "Better it than me.",
			GENERIC = "It's full of dead stuff, I bet.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "It's like fire, but purple!",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "Eww, it's still warm!",
		NIGHTSWORD = "It's like my dreams can hurt real things!",
		NITRE = "There are tiny explosions trapped inside.",
		ONEMANBAND = "I can do the pyrotechnics too!",
		PANDORASCHEST = "Kind of tacky.",
		PANFLUTE = "Music is boring.",
		PAPYRUS = "I bet it'd burn!",
		PENGUIN = "...",
		PETALS = "Stupid flowers. They're almost useless.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "Ew, they're sticky.",
		PICKAXE = "It's very pointy.",
		PIGGYBACK = "I made a backpack out of butts!",
		PIGHEAD = "I guess I have it alright.",
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "He's doing pig things in there.",
			GENERIC = "These pigs have questionable taste in architecture",
			LIGHTSOUT = "You jerk! Let me in!",
		},
		PIGKING = "Blech. What a slob.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "I wonder how they taste.",
			FOLLOWER = "Ick. It's following me.",
			GENERIC = "Ugh. They're fragrant.",
			GUARD = "He's not the boss of me!",
			WEREPIG = "Bring it on, piggie!",
		},
		PIGTORCH = "These pigs sure know how to have a good time.",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "Hey there, tree seed.",
		    PLANTED = "You'll be a real tree soon.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "Three times the pointiness.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "I'll eat it if I have to.",
			GROWING = "Hurry up, you stupid plant!",
			READY = "Oh boy. Vegetables.",
		},
		POOP = "Ew. Nasty. But useful.",
		PURPLEGEM = "Weird!",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "He looks tasty.",
			HELD = "I have him where I want him!",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = "Stupid rabbits. Come out so I can eat you.",
		RAINOMETER = "Rain is the anti-fire. Boo!",
		RAZOR = "Why did I build this?",
		REDGEM = "So pretty!",
		RED_CAP = "I like the colour.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "I changed it with fire!",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Pretty!",
			INGROUND = "Hey! You! Get up here!",
			PICKED = "Maybe it will return some day.",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "Burn! Yeah!",
			GENERIC = "It's a burnable clump of reeds",
			PICKED = "I can't do anything with reed stubble.",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB = "Even I don't know everything, yet.",
		RESEARCHLAB2 = "Even I don't know everything, yet.",
		RESEARCHLAB3 = "A dark and powerful energy radiates from it.",
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = "That's my insurance policy.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "I guess I should touch it?",
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "It looks scared half to death.",
		ROTTENEGG = "Ew! Why? Oh Why?!",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I wonder what these markings mean.",
			INACTIVE = "Where'd it go?",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Burn! Yeah!",
			GENERIC = "I should pick it.",
			PICKED = "Poor little limp tree.",
		},
		SEEDS = "Farming is boring.",
		SEWING_KIT = "But destruction is so much more fun!",
		SHOVEL = "Not great for fighting.",
		SILK = "Mmmmmm. Smooth.",
		SKELETON = "Oh my. I hope he went out in a blaze of glory.",
		SKULLCHEST = "Ooooh spooky!",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Not quite a phoenix but still cute, I guess.",
			HUNGRY = "Are you hungry?",
			STARVING = "Ok, ok! I get it, you're hungry.",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "I could make this better with FIRE!",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Chewy, but satisfying.",
		SPEAR = "Feel my wrath!",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "Ha! I showed you!",
			GENERIC = "He's nasty. I should kill him.",
			SLEEPING = "I could take him.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "That's just nasty.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Eeeeew it's slimy and stinky!",
		SPIDERHAT = "Who's your mommy!",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "Kill it with fire!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "He had it coming.",
			GENERIC = "Maybe I could kill it... with FIRE.",
			SLEEPING = "Maybe I should just leave that one alone.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "At least it's still flammable.",
		STATUEHARP = "What a nice statue. Shame if something were to happen to it.",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "I'm beginning to dislike that man.",
		STINGER = "It's pokey!",
		SUNKBOAT = "It's too far out, I can't even burn it!",
		TALLBIRD = "I don't think it wants to be friends.",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "Does it like fire?",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "Fire makes them so much better.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Needs more fire!",
			GENERIC = "Arise my phoenix!",
			HOT = "Is there such a thing as too much fire?",
			LONG = "How long is this going to take?",
			SHORT = "I'm getting tired of waiting.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "I feel like he understands me.",
			HUNGRY = "He sure eats a lot.",
			STARVING = "Don't look at me! Get your own food.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I just want to see this world burn.",
			GENERIC = "I like the way the symbols glow.",
			LOCKED = "Needs to be unlocked somehow.",
			PARTIAL = "I'm making a monstrosity!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "It feels warm.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "What's this part good for?",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "Perhaps I could melt it into a more pleasing shape.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "This is too precious to burn!",
		TENT = "I got all the badges in Girl Scouts.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "Ewwwww.",
		TORCH = "Fire is so pretty.",
		TRAP = "It's a bit passive aggressive, but it'll work.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "It would be better with fire.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "What kind of jerk leaves this lying around?",
		TREASURECHEST = "It's a trunk for my junk.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Now I'll be with my friend forever.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "Not as warm as a good fire, but still pretty good!",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "I'm still not sure I want to eat this.",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "Well, part of him is still cuddly.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "It's so soft and squishy!",
		UMBRELLA = "I love the colour!",
		WALL_HAY = "That looks so flammable!",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Hmmm. I wonder if these will burn.",
		WALL_STONE = "Eh. I guess that's OK.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "These are surprisingly heavy.",
		WALL_WOOD = "That could totally catch on fire.",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "I hate hiding.",
		WALRUS = "Stop following me!",
		WALRUSHAT = "I kind of like the look of it.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "I'm not going in there. Yuck!",
			GENERIC = "Why does everyone have a nicer house than me?",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "Nom nom nom.",
		WASPHIVE = "I had better keep my distance.",
		WINTERHAT = "It's not warm enough for my liking.",
		WINTEROMETER = "It would be better if it measured fire.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Poke it with a stick!",
			OPEN = "I wonder if he likes spicy food?",
		},
	},
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "I need more light!",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "Ugh. Crunchy.",
	},
}